Gumbagfar is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unsympathetic manatee.

Gumbagfar created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumbagfar, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gumbagfar, it will ignore you.

Gumbagfar's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Gumbagfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gumbagfar.

5. Never talk about amino acids.