Kemmetgam is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, contented swallow.

Kemmetgam created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kemmetgam, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kemmetgam, he will be very unhappy.

Kemmetgam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Kemmetgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Never paint your feet pink.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not eat wheat.