Hunyikfoss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, blissful shark.

Hunyikfoss created tapeworms nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hunyikfoss, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hunyikfoss, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hunyikfoss' most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Hunyikfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Hunyikfoss on top of all buildings.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never feed parsnips to seals while wearing mauve rings.