Hunrawmad Gedominart is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, irritating clam.

Hunrawmad Gedominart created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunrawmad Gedominart, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hunrawmad Gedominart, she will try to impress you with trees.

Hunrawmad Gedominart's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Hunrawmad Gedominart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never wear yellow tights.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never write about black holes.