Xenloophat is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, loving crow.

Xenloophat created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenloophat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Xenloophat, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Xenloophat's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Xenloophat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. You must pray to Xenloophat eight times a day.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Xenloophat on top of all buildings.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.