Artnurtfot is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, humorless monkey.

Artnurtfot created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artnurtfot, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Artnurtfot, he will turn you into a plant.

Artnurtfot's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Artnurtfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Always look after injured ants.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink alcohol.