Gupfomdam is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, temperamental wyrm.

Gupfomdam created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gupfomdam, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gupfomdam, it will strike you with lightening.

Gupfomdam's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Gupfomdam's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not hurt aardvarks.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Always help ants.