Dimlad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, omnipotent zebra.

Dimlad created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimlad, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dimlad, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Dimlad's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dimlad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dimlad.

2. Worship no other gods but Dimlad.

3. Always help snails.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about black holes.