Narzangum is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, blissful eagle.

Narzangum created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Narzangum, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Narzangum, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Narzangum's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Narzangum's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Worship no other gods but Narzangum.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never paint your hands purple.