Sinzodcim is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, generous goblin.

Sinzodcim created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinzodcim, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sinzodcim, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sinzodcim's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Sinzodcim's Holy Commandments

1. Sinzodcim must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Run away from black seals, for they are unholy.

3. Do not hurt frogs.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

5. Do not listen to music.