Tabbestgom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, weak frog.

Tabbestgom created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabbestgom, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tabbestgom, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tabbestgom's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Tabbestgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tabbestgom.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Always obey Tabbestgom's priests.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.