Vogtigpig is a god.

He takes the form of a small, capable pigeon.

Vogtigpig created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogtigpig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vogtigpig, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Vogtigpig's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Vogtigpig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Vogtigpig.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Vogtigpig loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.