Stipbimnadlig is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sapient chinchilla.

Stipbimnadlig created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipbimnadlig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stipbimnadlig, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Stipbimnadlig's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Stipbimnadlig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Stipbimnadlig on top of all buildings.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not speak about coconuts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.