Xemsadyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, staggering mongoose.

Xemsadyarl created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Xemsadyarl, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Xemsadyarl, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Xemsadyarl's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Xemsadyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always wear fawn.