Bafrakflanjindoggad is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, temperamental bee.

Bafrakflanjindoggad created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafrakflanjindoggad, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bafrakflanjindoggad, he will think nothing of it.

Bafrakflanjindoggad's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bafrakflanjindoggad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

5. Always take life seriously.