Targquimbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, self-assured horse.

Targquimbeg created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Targquimbeg, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Targquimbeg, he will be mildly annoyed.

Targquimbeg's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Targquimbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Targquimbeg.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about gravity.