Jipxuckbon Didgambop is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humorless rat.

Jipxuckbon Didgambop created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipxuckbon Didgambop, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Jipxuckbon Didgambop, she will turn you into a plant.

Jipxuckbon Didgambop's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Jipxuckbon Didgambop's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat frogs with great respect.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Do not kill turtles.