Rigrapstik is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, benevolent swan.

Rigrapstik created carbon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigrapstik, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rigrapstik, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rigrapstik's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Rigrapstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Always obey Rigrapstik's priests.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Retreat if four pigs approach from the north.