Ingtagfed is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, quiet cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Ingtagfed created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingtagfed, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ingtagfed, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Ingtagfed's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Ingtagfed's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not kill rats.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. You must love Ingtagfed.