Rotlikbon is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, effective dryad.

Rotlikbon created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotlikbon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rotlikbon, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rotlikbon's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Rotlikbon's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry capybaras.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. You must never eat tomatoes.

5. Do not speak about turnips.