Vigdidquag is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, dishonest turtle.

Vigdidquag created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigdidquag, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vigdidquag, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Vigdidquag's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Vigdidquag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple eagles, for they are unholy.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.