Hotdubveen is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, humorless rat.

Hotdubveen created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotdubveen, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hotdubveen, he will turn you into a hamster.

Hotdubveen's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Hotdubveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always help tapirs in need.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Hotdubveen on top of all buildings.

5. Respect your elders.