Henhunnull is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, merciless lion.

Henhunnull created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henhunnull, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Henhunnull, it will turn you into a hamster.

Henhunnull's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Henhunnull's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Henhunnull loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.