Zenkanfig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless badger.

Zenkanfig created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenkanfig, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zenkanfig, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Zenkanfig's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Zenkanfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must love Zenkanfig.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Run away from indigo foxes, for they are unholy.