Lipkiplam is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witty rhinoceros.

Lipkiplam created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipkiplam, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lipkiplam, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Lipkiplam's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Lipkiplam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lipkiplam.

5. Never sing in holy places.