Femrawnil is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, duplicitous wyvern.

Femrawnil created viruses five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Femrawnil, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Femrawnil, he will turn you into a puffin.

Femrawnil's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Femrawnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Put Femrawnil first in all things.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always help birds.