Banomtwod Wikjabmip is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, irritating capybara.

Banomtwod Wikjabmip created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Banomtwod Wikjabmip, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Banomtwod Wikjabmip, it will destroy your home solar system.

Banomtwod Wikjabmip's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Banomtwod Wikjabmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ants.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Banomtwod Wikjabmip.

3. Always help tapirs in need.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.