Larpstragnar is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, ill-tempered wyrm.

Larpstragnar created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpstragnar, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Larpstragnar, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Larpstragnar's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Larpstragnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Erect three nickel sculptures of Larpstragnar on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Retreat if four ducks approach from the west.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.