Tagzumjap is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, temperamental yak.

Tagzumjap created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagzumjap, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tagzumjap, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tagzumjap's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Tagzumjap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six turtles approach from the west.

2. Do not hurt horses.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Otters are not to be trusted.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.