Xuckfabstig is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, prudent dog.

Xuckfabstig created life seven million years ago.

If you believe in Xuckfabstig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Xuckfabstig, she will manifest in front of you.

Xuckfabstig's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Xuckfabstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never wear white shoes.

3. Never eat tomatoes.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Run away if six frogs approach from the west.