Honnarlfob Xuckomtnurl Bemstikbog is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, cheerful bird.

Honnarlfob Xuckomtnurl Bemstikbog created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honnarlfob Xuckomtnurl Bemstikbog, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Honnarlfob Xuckomtnurl Bemstikbog, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Honnarlfob Xuckomtnurl Bemstikbog's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Honnarlfob Xuckomtnurl Bemstikbog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Honnarlfob Xuckomtnurl Bemstikbog.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never hurt snails.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Retreat if six hamsters approach from the north.