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She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish rhinoceros.

Budfitbet created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Budfitbet, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Budfitbet, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

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Budfitbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt moths.

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3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

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5. Never eat green fruit.