Gepbedtaf is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, contented human.

Gepbedtaf created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepbedtaf, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gepbedtaf, she will destroy your home solar system.

Gepbedtaf's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Gepbedtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always help sick snakes.

5. Do not stand on grass.