Ripmatlimdon is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciless fish.

Ripmatlimdon created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ripmatlimdon, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ripmatlimdon, she will come to you in dreams.

Ripmatlimdon's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Ripmatlimdon's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Feed all hungry goats.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ripmatlimdon.