Weetenzim is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, ruthless cobra.
Weetenzim created a top quark three billion years ago.
If you believe in Weetenzim, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in Weetenzim, he will send you a sign.
Weetenzim's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Weetenzim's Holy Commandments
1. Never think about moons.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Always treat turtles with great respect.
5. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Weetenzim on top of important buildings.