Dimgemdim is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, able naga.

Dimgemdim created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Dimgemdim, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dimgemdim, she will send you a sign.

Dimgemdim's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Dimgemdim's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.