Hashonril is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, ruthless crab.

Hashonril created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hashonril, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hashonril, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hashonril's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Hashonril's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three tapirs approach from the east.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Worship no other gods but Hashonril.