Kontindod is a god.

She takes the form of a large, self-assured chicken.

Kontindod created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Kontindod, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kontindod, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kontindod's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Kontindod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not take Kontindod's name in vain.

5. You must pray to Kontindod seven times a day.