Mitsitdad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, bad-tempered wyrm.

Mitsitdad created life seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitsitdad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mitsitdad, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mitsitdad's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Mitsitdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not take Mitsitdad's name in vain.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about otters.
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