Loopbusnarllarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, deceitful frog.

Loopbusnarllarn created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Loopbusnarllarn, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Loopbusnarllarn, she will be very unhappy.

Loopbusnarllarn's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Loopbusnarllarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Worship no other gods but Loopbusnarllarn.

3. Never bounce in the presence of geese.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.