Libsanddag is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omnipotent deer.

Libsanddag created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libsanddag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Libsanddag, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Libsanddag's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Libsanddag's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Libsanddag.