Wiglarpnur is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fast fly.

Wiglarpnur created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Wiglarpnur, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wiglarpnur, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wiglarpnur's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Wiglarpnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never hurt dolphins.

5. Never think about asteroids.