Flisragban is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, duplicitous hedgehog.

Flisragban created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisragban, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flisragban, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Flisragban's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Flisragban's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

2. Worship no other gods but Flisragban.

3. Never jump near cats.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Do not kill turtles.