Capfod is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, flying mongoose.

Capfod created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Capfod, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Capfod, it will torture you forever.

Capfod's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Capfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always obey Capfod's priests.