Mip is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, deceitful centaur.

Mip created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mip, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mip, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Mip's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Mip's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mip.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. You must pray to Mip four times a day.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.