Dobsakstanren is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous deer.

Dobsakstanren created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobsakstanren, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dobsakstanren, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dobsakstanren's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Dobsakstanren's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Never wear red tights.

3. Always look after injured porpoises.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.