Pagfliszimsas is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, overgenerous coyote.

Pagfliszimsas created a quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagfliszimsas, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pagfliszimsas, he will turn you into a sheep.

Pagfliszimsas' most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Pagfliszimsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt birds.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not take Pagfliszimsas' name in vain.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Pagfliszimsas must be the most important thing in your life.