Bodgiggum is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, happy seal.

Bodgiggum created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Bodgiggum, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bodgiggum, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bodgiggum's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bodgiggum's Holy Commandments

1. Bodgiggum loves voles, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.