Watbutgun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, generous fox.

Watbutgun created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Watbutgun, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Watbutgun, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Watbutgun's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Watbutgun's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink rats, for they are unholy.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Never paint your face gray.

4. Always help sick grasshopers.

5. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.