Cibkankombugzag is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unfair raven.

Cibkankombugzag created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Cibkankombugzag, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cibkankombugzag, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cibkankombugzag's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Cibkankombugzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never feed turnips to ants while wearing gray tights.